Spellings
: Inattentive, Inconvenient, Incredible, Impatient, Irresponsible, Improbable, Impractical, Anticlockwise, Illegible, Illuminatingly
My mother said to me,
“Don't be an impractical man, and get mother a frying
pan"
Said I, being
an irresponsible brat,
“Now why on
earth should I do that?”
Two long impatient tentacles reached for my back,
And send me
swirling anti-clockwise onto
her lap.
With an incredible surge of power,
The lady began
to slap my rump for an hour.
After this
terribly inconvenient session,
The foul hands
pushed me off her prized possession.
The illuminatingly gleaming eyes shone brightly on her
face,
And she
bellowed at me, “You ignorant squirt, I'll send you to space”
The illegible face fixed on mine in a snarling
manner,
Like an improbable bar code scanner!
The inattentive menacing black eyes shot at me,
Until I stayed quivering
on the spot like a palm tree!
So you see, I’d
have your mum any day than mine
Because I’m
sure yours is absolutely divine!
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